Sex Code educated girl

Each girl for itself determines that it is a "Code of Honor", but there are all the same and correct decisions.

1. We do not come to meet with you in time.


To you have not had the false impression that I am for this meeting, even slightly seriously. It must be the same torment you!

2. We do not kiss with you on a first date.


Although, it would seem, what's the difference: the first, second, fifty-fifth, not in mathematics because happiness.

3. We do not tell about what we have dyed hair, contact lenses, veneers on the teeth or silicone implants in the breast.


And certainly not going to discuss in detail with you these interesting facts. Noticed? Guessed? Correct total will be, if you save the results of these research findings with you. Professional magicians, you know, too, can not stand when the secrets of their tricks are the property of the general public.

4. We do not sleep with you on the second interview.


It's not that I reread my childhood fairy tales, in which all the most interesting thing is happening on the third night - there Via cause ... But I must, first, to make you my podobivatsya, and secondly, how do you otherwise guess that I am a girl with strong moral principles?

5. We do not let us call your house for the first time without any reason, even the most trifling.


Create anything, offer drink unique, exquisite tea varieties "Lipton" tea bags. Соблазни proposal to give the game to read tutorial on the bagpipes. Ask for help to move the refrigerator. I need a excuse for a conscience.

6. We are not ringing you earlier than three days after the meeting.


In theory, you animal, of course, had to call himself. The same night! In the extreme case, the next day ... and in an amicable way, I do not worthwhile in this case, to defile my manicure need to dial your number ... Because it is completely unclear, why do not you call. There are three variants:

a) you die;

b) I'm not like (better if you died);

c) you are shy, because you're shy and not confident.

Here are counting on the option "to" I'll call, but not earlier than 72 hours after our meeting - I'll sit on the phone with a stopwatch, but did not disgrace themselves premature ringing

7. We are not saying that you have a small penis.


At least until such time as we still look forward to continued relations. From our point of view, this recognition - it is the last frontier, the use of nuclear button - the last blast before the end of the world. In an extreme case, we can give you something like, "Well ... it is not very big, but such a wonderful !!!».

8. We do not recognize that we can watch the picture seen with naked men


Because men are only interested in my soul. Do not you know? I did, after all, not such a primitive organism, like some.

9. We never say "Darling, I'm not going with you today.


Because I do not look forward to continuing the banquet, and put your favorite old pants with yellow ducklings. In addition, hair removal in the bikini area, I now also leaves much to be desired. I better napletu you some nonsense about the fact that today I decided to better understand our feelings with you.

10. We're not going to have sex without a word.


You want the truth? Two times in my life, talking to a man, in fact, experienced an irrepressible need to scream, moan and whine. This man was my dentist. In all other cases, I could calmly and not utter a word, even experiencing ten orgasms in a row, but you have me as something you cheer! Well, in general - the more in the bedroom sounds of passion, the exciting sex, but from you unless dozhdeshsya correct sound effects? Everything comes very

11. We do not tolerate, when you take away our shorts, letting them dangle on one leg.


Just a feeling that you have not treated me tenderly. And you are only interested in one part of my body (even though I know exactly what you're interested in at least three ... no ... even four).

12. We will not twice engaged in oral sex with you <


Are you paralyzed patient, and I'm the nurse, in all other cases, the charity is not working, so I do not aspire to be good to people.

13. We do not allow you to dig in the box with our laundry.


And you would have liked it if I opened the hood of the car and began to excitedly run up there at random a large spanner?

14. We are not going to have sex, if you are at this moment going to watch porn.


Bring you in this moment I should, but not that unpleasant Swedish woman. You at least pretended to be looking at me! And anyway, you have now neck will be curtailed, if you do not immediately stop there staring - Come on, give me the remote!

15. We are very disgusting to ask your den


We prefer to abstract talk about how vile government again raise prices on cocktail dresses and artificial nails. And then hope for the speed of your intellect.